The Mark Pucci Beer Cozy

$24.99/2pc

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Main Moon Lucky Fortune Cookie

$459.99

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Neighborhood Spy


$159.99

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Keep your beer cold to the last drop with these fancy weighted beverage holders. Be ready in ten minute with this 5" x 5" solid platinum fortune cookie from Fong. In the kitchen or behind the drapes, the 20x zoom on these spynoculars won't let you miss a car go by.



The Sam and Cindy Salt and Pepper Set

$19.99

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Jay Bell Phone Defense Kit

$799

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The Slapper


$49.99

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No dinner is complete without Salty Sam and Miss Peppy. Nametags included. Put everybody on standby with state-of-the-art technology. Features over 200 built-in excuses! Slap people from your lazychair with this radio-controlled slapping hand. Endorsed by Mark and Joe Orlando Sr.



Skippy's Special Toothpicks

$69.99

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Gold Bullshit Shovel

$259.99

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Stan Guerini Superscanner

$329.99

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Unbreakable and saliva-proof in a genuine silver storage capsule. Features engraved autograph of the Skipper. Cut the horseshit in style with this full-size bullshit remover plated in 18K gold. Great for parties. Military grade but safe for your home. Lakeway certified with Canadian marine frequencies. Special voltage required.



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