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Assholes at Martinis

Visitor's name: C C C
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You are from: Norway
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Toupe Type: Big and furry, animaltastic!
Bullshitting Style: I pug them.
Comments: Hey, this is a message to Gary Notarianni.

I dunno if you're not the Gary I knew(If Thrynn says you anything), if not, please ignore this.

I'd just like to say that you're a great guy. You made lots of people laugh and smile, and even tho it's very unlikely that you're the guy I once knew(but sadly lost contact with), I'd like to hope so. Good luck on in life mate, me and the other puggers will miss ya badly.

Mister C.
Sign Time: June 18 2007 at 04:51:00

Visitor's name: Mary Beth (Canzonetta) Ayvazian
Email: mba1957@msn.com
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You are from: New Hampshire
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Bullshitting Style: sentences running together-big talker ala John Chiacchiero
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Sign Time: May 03 2006 at 14:11:00

Visitor's name: Jenna Bee-zee
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You are from: down the road
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Toupe Type: no toupe...mullet baby. Business in the front, party in the back. That's how we roll!
Bullshitting Style: intergalactic
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Sign Time: April 13 2006 at 13:09:00

Visitor's name: Jessica Borgerding
Email: jborgerding78@yahoo.com
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You are from: Marietta, Georgia
Studied Under: N/A Too Cool for School
Toupe Type: the kind that wraps around, of course
Bullshitting Style: always the picture of innocense
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Sign Time: April 07 2006 at 17:55:00

Visitor's name: Matt Santill
Email: msantill@kent.edu
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You are from: AShTAbulA
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Toupe Type: mohawk
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Sign Time: March 16 2006 at 17:55:00

Visitor's name: Sarah Severino
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You are from: Ashtabula of course
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Sign Time: January 24 2006 at 23:26:00

Visitor's name: FUPA
Email: FUPA@FUPA.com
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Toupe Type: Fupa
Bullshitting Style: fupa
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Sign Time: January 19 2006 at 22:46:00

Visitor's name: Mark Bernardo
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You are from: Columbus
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Bullshitting Style: Son of Orig Harbor ave QUEEN Cynthia Giannell
Comments: how could you forget about the giannells??
Sign Time: January 09 2006 at 21:14:00

Visitor's name: Jenna Mastracci
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You are from: Daughter of the original harbor ave
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Comments: Where are the pics of the Giannells????
Sign Time: January 09 2006 at 21:07:00

Visitor's name: Jenna Mastracci
Email: mastraccij@yahoo.com
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You are from: Columbus
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Sign Time: January 09 2006 at 21:05:00

Visitor's name: Farty
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Homepage url: http://thehun.com
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Studied Under: Art Campbell
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Sign Time: November 25 2005 at 12:29:00

Visitor's name: Mike Acierno
Email: Acierno@sbcglobal.net
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You are from: E.13 th.st.
Studied Under: St. John Academy
Toupe Type: afro
Bullshitting Style: smart ass
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Sign Time: October 10 2005 at 11:49:00

Visitor's name: Ahmad Rashad
Email: ahmadrashad@pizzatang.net
Homepage url: http://www.pizzatang.net
You are from: Erie
Studied Under: Dancing AL
Toupe Type: black
Bullshitting Style: jive ass nigga
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Sign Time: July 27 2005 at 14:55:00

Visitor's name: Gianluca
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You are from: MPS Bank
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Comments: Dear Mr Orlando,
my SONNY television is break!!!!!!!
Sign Time: February 02 2005 at 08:03:00

Visitor's name: Cynthia Giannell
Email: cecennana@aol.com
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You are from: Columbus, now - original Harbor Av queen
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Sign Time: January 26 2005 at 22:50:00

Visitor's name: Gianluca
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You are from: Consorzio M.P.S. Bank
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Comments: Happy New Year!!!!
Sign Time: December 29 2004 at 04:33:00

Visitor's name: chet
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Bullshitting Style: you know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments: Just checking in on you people!!!!!!!
Sign Time: December 23 2004 at 10:23:00

Visitor's name: Virgilio
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You are from: Siena (Italia)
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Comments: Martin is MARVELLOUS !!!!!!
Very compliments from Consorzio M.P.S. for the site.
Sign Time: December 07 2004 at 09:57:00

Visitor's name: tom
Email: sainttom@yahoo.com
Homepage url:
You are from: ashtabula
Studied Under: The Intergalactic Alliance of Superdorks
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Bullshitting Style: all
Comments: the saint is thrown out of bruno bros. for insulting apizza maker by mistaken id tom is very upset because he got no respect from prick bruno boy who needs aslap with a hard c**k in face please respond on yuor site
Sign Time: December 02 2004 at 21:02:00

Visitor's name: Francis Como
Email: francis@comohomo.com
Homepage url: http://como-the-homo
You are from: Columbus Ave.
Studied Under: Ronnie Nick
Toupe Type: butch
Bullshitting Style: Lake Shore Park Dances
Comments: I love shopping at the Goodwill. And I miss the East 6th Cafe.
Sign Time: November 19 2004 at 03:29:00

Visitor's name: Larry Severino
Email:
Homepage url: http://www.shittee.com
You are from: E. 23rd Street
Studied Under: Bearcat
Toupe Type: bald
Bullshitting Style: broken English/
Comments: Brings me back to the old days when peple were peeple. I used to deliver your newspaper.
Sign Time: October 07 2004 at 14:39:00

Visitor's name: Davey Coast
Email: asshole@cityofashtabula.gov
Homepage url: http://classicashtabulans.com
You are from: West Virginia
Studied Under: Ronnie Nick
Toupe Type: multicolored like my kids eyebrows
Bullshitting Style:
Comments: "Camp 90, camp 90."


"Would you just leave us alone."
Sign Time: September 21 2004 at 05:58:00

Visitor's name: Mickey Melaragno
Email: mmelaragno@millenniumchem.com
Homepage url:
You are from: Mick
Studied Under: Columbus Street Wiseguys
Toupe Type: Curly
Bullshitting Style: Number 1 Bullshitter
Comments: Hey , Why do they call my neighborhood "Swede Town" ??? I don't see very many blonde hair people here !!!! Stop by my house on East 15th Street and we can sit on my deck and watch the guys play bocci at the Sons of Italy Lodge !!
Sign Time: September 19 2004 at 23:35:00

Visitor's name: Aimsteve
Email: aimsteve@aimanagers.com
Homepage url: http://www.aimanagers.com
You are from: AIM
Studied Under: Art Campbell
Toupe Type: Thin
Bullshitting Style: not so hot, funny Marty
Comments: Marty, Rick wants to know if you still want that processor for your reputer.
Sign Time: September 17 2004 at 10:16:00

Visitor's name: Michelle Davies
Email: mdavies@verrents.com
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You are from: Las Vegas
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
Your Stump Size: ?
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Sign Time: October 05 2003 at 14:24:53

Visitor's name: Ken Severino
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You are from: Harbor Ave (lower)
Referred by: Severino Construction
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Sign Time: September 12 2003 at 11:42:56

Visitor's name: Tom Hornyak
Email: srpez@aol.com
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You are from: East Ashtabula!
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
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Sign Time: June 29 2003 at 17:42:11

Visitor's name: Mary Rita Balogh
Email: orangefrog44@aol.com
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You are from: North Carolina
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
Your Stump Size: never mind
Your Phramus Level: ?
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Sign Time: June 23 2003 at 09:52:33

Visitor's name: carl wehniainen
Email: cwehn@yahoo.com
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You are from: toronto, ontario
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
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Sign Time: June 16 2003 at 17:17:37

Visitor's name: Pasquale "Boongie" DiAngelo
Email: boongie@knownet.net
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Referred by: Floyd
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Sign Time: June 13 2003 at 14:17:06

Visitor's name: evad what is gumbi made of man
Email: dablurnan2@hotmail.com
Homepage url: this is for the birds
You are from: ashtabula
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
Your Stump Size: can you get rid of it for me
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Sign Time: May 25 2003 at 05:02:14

Visitor's name: Jeff "The Barber" Di Angelo
Email: fussy53@altell.com
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You are from: Harbor Avenue
Referred by: Libby
Your Stump Size: What stump?
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Sign Time: May 07 2003 at 07:17:15

Visitor's name: Mickey Melaragno
Email: mickey.melaragno@millenniumchem.com
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You are from: East 15th Street
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Your Stump Size: microscopic
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Sign Time: March 27 2003 at 20:34:39

Visitor's name: Mickey Melaragno
Email: mickey.melaragno@millenniumchem.com
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Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
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Sign Time: March 27 2003 at 03:09:49

Visitor's name: Guyreino
Email: guyreino@adelphia.net
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You are from: Harbor Avenue
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
Your Stump Size: I got a Big ole stump man!
Your Phramus Level: 450,987,649,216,983
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Sign Time: February 09 2003 at 04:08:19

Visitor's name: Joey Melarashno
Email: fruits@apk.net
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You are from:
Referred by: Floyd
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Sign Time: January 31 2003 at 05:45:27

Visitor's name: Mike Melaragno
Email: 666steelers@brownsmail.net
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You are from: ashtabula
Referred by: St. Angelo's Meats & Deli
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Sign Time: January 25 2003 at 16:54:39

Visitor's name: Celeste
Email: celeste100174@yahoo.com
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You are from: Ashtabula
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
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Sign Time: January 16 2003 at 17:25:06

Visitor's name: bill church
Email: stolenpop@ahole.com
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You are from: 40 acres
Referred by: The Dock
Your Stump Size: only part of me that reminds me i'm white
Your Phramus Level: got 2 one from school one from da streetz
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Sign Time: January 12 2003 at 19:30:36

Visitor's name: Jim Varckette
Email: jimvarckette@hotmail.com
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You are from: Harbor Ave.
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
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Sign Time: December 22 2002 at 14:33:29

Visitor's name: "corleone" girl
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You are from: my mother's tummy
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
Your Stump Size: too big for you to handle
Your Phramus Level: FUBAR
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Sign Time: November 05 2002 at 21:08:01

Visitor's name: "corleone"
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You are from: somewhere in bula
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
Your Stump Size: you can't handle it
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Sign Time: November 05 2002 at 20:50:35

Visitor's name: Katie Balmford
Email: kbalmford@law.gwu.edu
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You are from: Ashtabula
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
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Sign Time: October 18 2002 at 11:28:28

Visitor's name: Sexual Chocolate
Email: grabbindeez@hotmail.com
Homepage url: The Tasty Chocolate Surprise
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Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
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Sign Time: October 07 2002 at 09:50:03

Visitor's name: Lillie Diamond
Email: lpdiamond@comcast.net
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You are from: Nashville, Tennessee
Referred by: Savarise Sports
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Comments: I was born and raised in Tennessee and married Bruce Diamond, brother of Cindy StAngelo your site is very funny. Lillie
Sign Time: September 25 2002 at 18:05:38

Visitor's name: J.J. Wheelock
Email: jwheelock@idnetworks.com
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You are from: East 23rd Street
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
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Comments: Great site.
Sign Time: September 05 2002 at 14:13:26

Visitor's name: Guyreino
Email: guyreino@adelphia.net
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You are from: Harbor Ave
Referred by: Severino Construction
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Sign Time: August 31 2002 at 12:52:13

Visitor's name: Big John & Linda
Email: manjia1949@yahoo.com
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You are from: EA
Referred by: Big John
Your Stump Size: ???
Your Phramus Level: ??????
Comments: Hi Marty, Good job. We enjoyed the new site and all of the pictures. You've given East Ashtabula the recognition it deserves. Keep up the class work. Take care and love Big John and Linda
Sign Time: July 11 2002 at 22:51:05

Visitor's name: jeff
Email: jeff_emos120@yahoo.com
Homepage url: .....
You are from: lome-togo
Referred by: Savarise Sports
Your Stump Size: .....
Your Phramus Level: ........
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Sign Time: June 27 2002 at 19:03:31

Visitor's name: Ronnie Nick
Email: nicksron@bullshay.org
Homepage url:
You are from: Off of Route 11
Referred by: Dick Orn
Your Stump Size: Under the Radar
Your Phramus Level: Slimy, Dirty
Comments: Martin, I'd like to shake your hand as we usher the world of small town politics into the new mellenium. Sometimes, all it really takes is a bad personality,a slimy handshake and a Tribe game on the black & white to pack a slew of drones into a dingy watering hole. Trust me, I know. Been doin' it for years. My popularity confuses even myself.
Sign Time: May 26 2002 at 21:12:32

Visitor's name: Bill
Email: Venbill@yahoo.com
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You are from: Ashtabula (40 acres)
Referred by: Savarise Sports
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Comments: Looking for pics and coments about Frannie Grippi. Thank You
Sign Time: May 25 2002 at 18:23:35

Visitor's name: Bobby Fish
Email: rfish3@msn.com
Homepage url:
You are from: Phoenix (formally Harbor Ave.
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
Your Stump Size: To big to mention
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Comments: Great site. A lot of fun to see my home town and all the characters that still ilve there.
Sign Time: April 24 2002 at 21:44:07

Visitor's name: DANA KIRK
Email: captainkirk1@adelphia.net
Homepage url: nun
You are from: 40 acres
Referred by: The Dock
Your Stump Size: used
Your Phramus Level: boiling
Comments: great stuff------dont slight OUR other areas------40 acres----west ave. boys!!!!we are all ashtabula...
Sign Time: March 27 2002 at 22:59:49

Visitor's name: Shelly Mullen
Email:
Homepage url: Under construction
You are from: Ashtabula
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
Your Stump Size: Stumpy
Your Phramus Level: Multi-phramus
Comments: Awesome site! I've mentioned it on the radio during a morning live show I do with Mark Allen on 97.1. I let people know who come in the store and I've e-mailed the link to several. Keep up the great work. Let me know if I may contribute in any way! Ciao- Shelly Mullen
Sign Time: March 26 2002 at 18:06:39

Visitor's name: Randi Cimorell Voelkel
Email: rcv123@yahoo.com
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Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
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Comments: I am Alberta Cimorell's daughter & saw her list on the web....I remember when she compiled it & eveeryone laughing their heads off ...I also saw my cousin Ronny Orlando on your home page....who in the heck are you? You're pretty funny. Randi
Sign Time: March 20 2002 at 07:47:42

Visitor's name: Dr. O
Email: Doornoch@AOL.com
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You are from: Dublin OHIO
Referred by: Savarise Sports
Your Stump Size: smaller than it used to be
Your Phramus Level: 98.6
Comments: Marty, Loved your Nick the Nurse parody. My bro is none too happy. Send me the password for xrated. Rich O
Sign Time: March 11 2002 at 17:49:24

Visitor's name: Char
Email: edcharsar@alltel
Homepage url:
You are from: Ashtabula.........and .......proud of it
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
Your Stump Size: Stumpless (me, anyway)
Your Phramus Level: huh????
Comments: Just want to let you know that Ed & I enjoy your site....lots of laughs;lots of comradeship....we have many pictures (in our archives) that you might like; just have to dig a little...let us know. Keep it up Marty, your site is "fun" for all generations of our neighborhood...thanks! Oh, yea, we were referred by Joe Bellomo (my other brother).
Sign Time: March 08 2002 at 21:21:29

Visitor's name: Sidney, Pucci's Sport Coat
Email: www.globebell.com
Homepage url:
You are from: Ohio State University
Referred by: Severino Construction
Your Stump Size: Bigger then route 2
Your Phramus Level: That's the best kept secret in town
Comments: Thanks for the free publicity. Soon, I will be popping up all over Ohio and parts of the Florida pan handle. Since I haven't seen Ohio since summer '00, I'm looking forward to coming back. Hopefully, I'll stink of Cognac and be stained with that dark Red Wine before all is said and done. I'm out to represent sport jackets in a more positve and endearing light. Look forward to seeing everyone on the court. Thanks again.
Sign Time: March 07 2002 at 18:30:25

Visitor's name: Duggie
Email: Dsavarise@yahoo.com
Homepage url:
You are from: A-town
Referred by: Savarise Sports
Your Stump Size: bigger than Stevei's
Your Phramus Level: 8"
Comments: Hey Marty, Great web pages lately . I sure would love to see the x-rated page. I'm sure there are some juicy stories on there. By the way I hope we can call a truce to what happened with Scorn. I'm not hanging with them anymore. Rug
Sign Time: March 07 2002 at 11:05:54

Visitor's name: albino
Email: volpe@fishmarket.com
Homepage url: "a little of my own in the meat"
You are from: lake ave
Referred by: St. Angelo's Meats & Deli
Your Stump Size: 3/4 lb tube steak
Your Phramus Level: market prices
Comments: thanks for the mystery picture of me putting it to you know who
Sign Time: March 04 2002 at 21:33:16

Visitor's name: Lou Mazzola
Email: Mazzola.LJ@worldnet.att.net
Homepage url:
You are from: now in Colorado for 27 yrs.
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
Your Stump Size: never had a complaint
Your Phramus Level: out of sight!
Comments: I remember the East Ashtabula Dagos well, though I lived on the West End with Neapoletan/Roman Dagos. Almost two different countries! My relatives had shops on the West End: Nick DeGeorge's Shoe Shop and Repair, Felix's Pizzeria, and some whorehouse. Remember Ronnie Severino in third grade sticking his stump out through his pocket in Sister Rosella's class, making Regina Cimorell, Sheila Trident, and me laugh our asses off! He never got in trouble! I remember Fr Feight teaching us boys the "facts of life" showing us a picture of a bull with huge balls and a hard on. We all laughed, but John Woissol got clobbered by Fr Feight because John's old man was the janitor and Fr Feight knew he could get away with clobbering him. Sister Mary Corda broke at least 5 rulers on my hands for talking on the bus. Bill Miller was the bus driver. What ever happened to Norm Domenico? He was sort of the ring leader of the East Ash contingency. Dennis Rente? I found the "Martini" website by accident. Tony O. you still look the same as you did at Mt Carmel! Always a card! Lou Mazzola
Sign Time: February 17 2002 at 08:58:05

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Referred by: Savarise Sports
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Comments: Heh! I put that Nickhead right in the toilet!
Sign Time: February 04 2002 at 00:50:49

Visitor's name: Rich Phelps
Email: rmphelps@skyrocket.com
Homepage url:
You are from: Ashtabula, OH
Referred by: Savarise Sports
Your Stump Size: Big
Your Phramus Level: Bigger
Comments: Marty, I just wanted to write to tell you how much I have enjoyed the x-rated page. Thanks for the password. Keep up the good work! Martinis x-rated is really coming along nicely! No one under 18 permitted, hah! Where'd you get those pictures. Thanks, Rich
Sign Time: February 04 2002 at 00:39:25

Visitor's name: Dave Fortney
Email: fortney4@adelphia.net
Homepage url:
You are from: Ashtabula
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
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Comments: I enjoy your page. I'm not sure who everyone is but I enjoy the your writing. I know the family and the neighborhood and I will check in to see whatz - up. Dave
Sign Time: January 23 2002 at 16:47:04

Visitor's name: stacy
Email: stacy45@rocketmail.com
Homepage url:
You are from: bula.... duh
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
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Sign Time: January 22 2002 at 16:58:46

Visitor's name: Tom,Kellee and Maegan
Email: WeRSavs@aol.com
Homepage url:
You are from: Somewhere
Referred by: Savarise Sports
Your Stump Size: Still Checking
Your Phramus Level: Half-a-notch past FULL
Comments: Mart, What in the Hell is going on? We've just now gotten on-line @ home. Hope all is well in Italia. Take Care, Tom Hey Marty, Huh? Keep up the "good" work you are something!! Kell hi marty and claudia... maegan
Sign Time: January 12 2002 at 20:52:57

Visitor's name: carmen romano
Email: jblooz23
Homepage url:
You are from: vegas
Referred by: Savarise Sports
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Comments: what a great site. keep the old photos coming. long live the old neighborhood..
Sign Time: January 10 2002 at 03:41:40

Visitor's name: Erica Lindarino
Email:
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You are from: East Ashtabula
Referred by: Severino Construction
Your Stump Size: Nobody's stump is bigger than Stevie's
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Sign Time: January 08 2002 at 11:32:41

Visitor's name: silva
Email: silvacf45@aol.com
Homepage url:
You are from: Barberton, OH
Referred by: Savarise Sports
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Comments: Marty, This website is awesome! E-mail me sometime. Silva
Sign Time: January 02 2002 at 20:12:43

Visitor's name: marc varckette
Email: marcv_dc@yahoo.com
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Referred by: Savarise Sports
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Comments: Marty, Keep up the good work!! Your web page is a piece of work. Hope all is well with you. See you in Monte Carlo at the crap's table. Marc
Sign Time: January 01 2002 at 21:15:28

Visitor's name: Skorn Lund
Email: corn@liarsnet.org
Homepage url:
You are from: East Side ( I wish )
Referred by: Bowser
Your Stump Size: Volpi
Your Phramus Level: Cheezy
Comments: I love this page. It really debunks the Ashtabula mystique. I just wish there were more on my home, the east side of town.
Sign Time: December 10 2001 at 13:37:19

Visitor's name: Jenna
Email: jenbebe111@aol.com
Homepage url:
You are from: The neighborhood that everyone wants to be a part of
Referred by: Uncle Ange!
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Comments: Alright. So everyone wants a pass to Martini's X-Rated. But the question is...Did you pay your dues? Have you been down under countless nights just bullshittin? Have you enjoyed the pavillion for all it is worth? The truth is, you gotta be one of the elite. It doesn't happen overnight!
Sign Time: December 02 2001 at 13:15:27

Visitor's name: Jane M
Email: miggoja@hotmail.com
Homepage url:
You are from:
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
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Comments: Your Dad told me to go to your web site to see a picture of my U Phil...It was great to see it...Thanks....The web site is cool to but I don't have time to explore it all seeing I'm at work...Peace...Jane
Sign Time: November 15 2001 at 10:12:08

Visitor's name: Ace Wiblin
Email: Ace@hotmail.com
Homepage url:
You are from: Houston, Texas
Referred by: Severino Construction
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Sign Time: November 15 2001 at 10:08:44

Visitor's name: Jenna
Email: jenbebe111@aol.com
Homepage url:
You are from: Ashtabula, of course
Referred by: Severino Construction
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Comments: Mart: You got this page rolling! It's looking better everyday. Keep up the good work and dig up some scoop!
Sign Time: November 11 2001 at 17:22:42

Visitor's name: Ed McCarthy
Email: emccarthye@cs.com
Homepage url:
You are from: Arlington, VA
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
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Comments: This kicks the Star Beacon on-line's ass. You tell the stories that people actually want to hear.
Sign Time: November 07 2001 at 09:59:55

Visitor's name: Lisa (Pompei) Hamlin, Sarah Severino
Email: davidhamlin418@hotmail.com
Homepage url:
You are from:
Referred by: Severino Construction
Your Stump Size:
Your Phramus Level:
Comments: We laughed until we cried! Keep up the good work! Do we have some scoop for you! More to follow!
Sign Time: November 07 2001 at 00:30:26

Visitor's name: Tommy Sauce
Email: hoggyscatering@aol.com
Homepage url:
You are from: you tell me
Referred by: Aunt Laura
Your Stump Size: approximately 56 mililiters
Your Phramus Level: Stable
Comments: Mart, First of all, I've been a long time reader and fan of the webpage. This is my first time signing the book. Great coverage of the pilgrimage to the homeland. Can we get an entire history in the near future? Tommy Sauce
Sign Time: October 05 2001 at 08:04:12

Visitor's name: Billy Kirk (the Son)
Email: b_j_kirk@yahoo.com
Homepage url: The Chosen One
You are from: Ashtabula
Referred by: The Dock
Your Stump Size: Its only a stump if you cut it
Your Phramus Level: I am almost Phramus
Comments: Martini, Hit me back on E-mail, yo. T.C.O.
Sign Time: March 24 2001 at 00:26:40

Visitor's name: effie
Email: hackrzz@hotmail.com
Homepage url:
You are from: toronto (originallly) transported to vegas
Referred by: Big John
Your Stump Size: 3
Your Phramus Level: 2.8
Comments: one question "is he mexican"
Sign Time: May 10 2001 at 21:47:31

Visitor's name: Tasha
Email: tasha@crowsnest.net
Homepage url: Dogs of East Bula
You are from: East Bula
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
Your Stump Size: The Big Dogg
Your Phramus Level: Even Bigga, jigga
Comments: I wish that I were still in that neighborhhod, jus' chillin' at the field. I'd love to enjoy a fresh bowl of pasta and some Glenlivett Scotch. Nice pic of me on the page this week. Keep it real. Tasha
Sign Time: May 07 2001 at 22:03:17

Visitor's name: Ron & Allison Orlando
Email: rorlando@cox.rr.com
Homepage url:
You are from:
Referred by: The Dock
Your Stump Size:
Your Phramus Level:
Comments:
Sign Time: April 26 2001 at 11:11:06

Visitor's name: Ben Rich
Email: btrich@bw.edu
Homepage url:
You are from: Ashtabula
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
Your Stump Size: 14 feet
Your Phramus Level: between 5 and 6
Comments: I loved the Martini's shit list featuring a lovely picture of my beautiful sister cam. I have plenty more where that came from if she ever feels the need to vandalize again.
Sign Time: April 17 2001 at 22:27:06

Visitor's name: Jenny Savarese
Email: meezer10@yahoo,com
Homepage url:
You are from: 400 East 22nd, Same as you!
Referred by: St. Angelo's Meats & Deli
Your Stump Size:
Your Phramus Level: Little Billy
Comments: Marty, you are nuts!My Dad, Jodi, and I have been reading this and we were dying! How about putting a picture in here of the all the famous trips to Cedar Point throuhgout the years (and The Sawmill Creek Hotel)!! Love Jenny
Sign Time: April 02 2001 at 14:27:33

Visitor's name: chet/calvin/chad
Email: chig420@aol.com
Homepage url:
You are from: crackron
Referred by: Joe Bellomo
Your Stump Size: 12inches
Your Phramus Level: 2
Comments: I would like to take this time of sobriety to say thanks for all the good times and the awards at the last holiday event!! I hope all is well and roll one up for me! Chet/Calvin/Chad
Sign Time: March 22 2001 at 00:12:22

Visitor's name: shit stainzzz
Email: yup@yahoo.com
Homepage url:
You are from: chicamococoa
Referred by: Aunt Laura
Your Stump Size: 11000000000000000000
Your Phramus Level:
Comments:
Sign Time: December 28 2000 at 18:31:59

Visitor's name: Todd Schwind
Email: toddschwind@yahoo.com
Homepage url:
You are from: Nelsontuckey
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
Your Stump Size: Enormous
Your Phramus Level:
Comments:
Sign Time: November 14 2000 at 16:37:16

Visitor's name: Rick & Doug Jones
Email:
Homepage url: www.drunkredneck.net
You are from: Jones Bros. Locksmith
Referred by: Big John
Your Stump Size: I figure 'bout two. . .maybe three.
Your Phramus Level: 'Bout the same.
Comments: If livin' in Bonniewood Heights and drinkin' piss warm Genny paid money, we'd be rollin' in it. Then we wouldn't have to run this slip-shod locksmith operation out of our garage. We'll get any keys out in ten minutes. Gotta go. There's a Bonniewood resident on my fence!
Sign Time: October 20 2000 at 16:43:20

Visitor's name: Bill "The Chosen #1" Kirk
Email: b_j_kirk@yahoo.com
Homepage url:
You are from: Trashtabula, Ohio
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
Your Stump Size: Big as they come
Your Phramus Level: you betcha!!!
Comments: Get ready everyone. I'm about to bring the Heat straight from L.A.
Sign Time: September 07 2000 at 16:15:46

Visitor's name: Rochelle Surbella
Email: r_rocky2000@yahoo.com
Homepage url:
You are from: Ashtabula
Referred by: Father Balish
Your Stump Size:
Your Phramus Level:
Comments:
Sign Time: August 29 2000 at 20:52:30

Visitor's name: "Duggie"
Email: duggiesav@yahoo.com
Homepage url: "Department Store Magic"
You are from: A-Town-sometimes Lakewood-depends on the mood
Referred by: Father Balish
Your Stump Size: 9.5" ERECT, 6.0" Flacid
Your Phramus Level: this week after rreading the page, 12
Comments: The Page Was Great!!!!!!! What better way to end the summer than a Wedding on the Pavilion. This can only be done by staff@ Martini's on the Avenue. Can't wait to see what the reverend has to say next week. Will Spunce & Karen tie the knot @ Martini's on the Avenue? Is Mark Orlando still the Dairy Manager, after the filing of the "slapping" lawsuit. It looks as though Judge Harris will be ruling in the defendant's favor leaving grocery store moguls Ron & Joe bankrupt. Good Lord!!! what will Jerry & Mark do? Maybe they will be selling pepperoni balls and puul-apart bread from Tony O. in Kingsville. In any event the slapping incident has taken its tolll on the inheritance for Mark, but I am sure Judy Reinke-Sposito-Santillo will step up to the plate and save the day for certain Orlando's. Please get in touch with me I have some pictures I would like run on The Page!!!!!!!!!!!, brought to you exclusively by Martini's and Martini's on the Avenue, both are registered trademarks any infrigments upon this material may and will result in a lawsuit. Hopefully Judge Harris won't be hearing this case. Duggie Professor of Department Store Magic Kent State University
Sign Time: August 27 2000 at 22:42:49

Visitor's name: Art
Email: www.goof@yahoo.com
Homepage url: I smell like urine
You are from: A Dumpster
Referred by: Aunt Laura
Your Stump Size: I sleep in a pile of garbage
Your Phramus Level: My Buddy Billy
Comments: FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART!
Sign Time: August 14 2000 at 03:45:26

Visitor's name: Stanley
Email: www.stanley@yahoo.com
Homepage url: FIDELIO
You are from: Belly Neely
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
Your Stump Size:
Your Phramus Level:
Comments: Please Check out my Homepage. One thing I have to say is this about this Martini's webpage. Do you mind telling me what kind of a fucking cherade ENDS, with someone turning up DEAD!!
Sign Time: August 14 2000 at 03:38:01

Visitor's name: F.E. Senserider
Email: Tasha@furblow'n/like
Homepage url: STEP ON IT BILLY!!
You are from: Bruno's window
Referred by: Uncle Ange!
Your Stump Size: All Kindsa All Kindsa!!
Your Phramus Level: MMMMMM-MMMNNNNNNNN!
Comments: That Martini is a COMPLETE ASSHOLE! Don't tell me to quiet down. MMMM-MNNN! I'm sorrry!! And I know that Pucci kid is giving him ideas down there. He's not as innocent as he seems. He can shove his book straight up his ass!
Sign Time: August 14 2000 at 03:26:44

Visitor's name: Perry Nort
Email: perrynort@citadel.edu
Homepage url: Citadel University
You are from: South Carolina
Referred by: Gary
Your Stump Size: Big
Your Phramus Level:
Comments: I'm going to make it up to Ashtabula sometime to see all my relatives. I've been down here at the Citadel since I was 15. I've got a lot of pull down here so if anyone wants to go to the Citadel including any broads tell them to apply and use my name. I got all the Itayans in here and they don't even like Itayans just like North Kingsville.
Sign Time: July 27 2000 at 15:08:34

Visitor's name: DUGGIE
Email: DUGGIESAV@YAHOO.COM
Homepage url:
You are from: BEACHWOOD
Referred by: Father Balish
Your Stump Size: 14"
Your Phramus Level: 9
Comments: THE WEB PAGE WAS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE NEED MORE ON THE SABBATICAL BY MARK PUCCI.
Sign Time: July 18 2000 at 12:28:28

Visitor's name: Mary Mullins
Email: Mary_Mullins@baylor.edu
Homepage url:
You are from: Houston, TX.
Referred by: Joe Bellomo
Your Stump Size:
Your Phramus Level:
Comments: Hey "Martini"...You probably don't remember me, but I'm Jennifer's (Carl's ex)niece. I've met you a couple of times and I went and saw your parents a year or two ago. They showed us your web page and Jennifer just sent me the address. Well, just wanted to check it out and say hello. Talk to ya later.
Sign Time: July 07 2000 at 07:56:45

Visitor's name: R Maenpa
Email:
Homepage url:
You are from: 'Nati OH
Referred by: Cindy
Your Stump Size:
Your Phramus Level:
Comments:
Sign Time: July 06 2000 at 22:30:42

Visitor's name: Larry Payback
Email: smoothtalkinbullshit@yahoo.com
Homepage url: Ashtabula Night Life
You are from: Payback's Funeral Services
Referred by: Severino Construction
Your Stump Size: Long, Baby!
Your Phramus Level: Red
Comments: I'd enjoy judging an annual ass grabbing contest on the pavillion. We could get Crystal Dezolt and Tammy Battles to star. See you at the Down Under Lounge in Geneva.
Sign Time: June 14 2000 at 19:24:47

Visitor's name: Jennifer St. Angelo
Email:
Homepage url:
You are from: Dayton, Oh
Referred by: Drunk Doug
Your Stump Size: ??
Your Phramus Level: 2
Comments: thanks for the tour through ashtabula.....I especially enjoyed the joneses site.
Sign Time: June 14 2000 at 16:55:25

Visitor's name: Jenna ~Janet~ Bellomo
Email:
Homepage url:
You are from: Trashtabula
Referred by: St. Angelo's Meats & Deli
Your Stump Size: watch it now!
Your Phramus Level: forget it!
Comments: We are back in action with the web page!! Much success for a eventful summer 2000!
Sign Time: June 13 2000 at 20:38:16

Visitor's name: Jay Vegas
Email: jayvegas5@yahoo.com
Homepage url: www.vegasenterprises.org
You are from: Sin City, The L.V.
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
Your Stump Size: Look out!
Your Phramus Level: Amazing! Brilliant!
Comments: You wanna go down the Harbor for a drink? Lookin' forward to the return of Martini's X-Rated!
Sign Time: June 05 2000 at 19:59:58

Visitor's name: DUGGIE
Email: duggiesav@yahoo.com
Homepage url:
You are from: BULA
Referred by: Drunk Doug
Your Stump Size: 9"
Your Phramus Level: 2feet
Comments: what an awesome way to bring back the web page!!!!!!!! 3 thumbs-up!!!!!!!! please bring more stories regarding the choking on food. i think i might find it interesting
Sign Time: June 03 2000 at 18:15:40

Visitor's name: spungalow
Email: bigspunciestyle@yahoo.com
Homepage url:
You are from: BLAKron
Referred by: Joe Bellomo
Your Stump Size: average
Your Phramus Level: average
Comments: Are you suppose to be able to click on the mystery pic? I ask because I happen to know that is His Supreme Holiness, Pope Balish.
Sign Time: June 03 2000 at 08:03:02

Visitor's name: Matt Narducci
Email: Mnardo14@hotmail.com
Homepage url:
You are from:
Referred by: Father Balish
Your Stump Size:
Your Phramus Level: 100%
Comments: Where can I get some squids? The cradle?
Sign Time: January 06 1999 at 18:06:40

Visitor's name: Not important
Email:
Homepage url: Aye you never you mind
You are from: the other side of the tracks
Referred by: Aunt Laura
Your Stump Size:
Your Phramus Level:
Comments: Jay, You wanna go to the Big K. Noooooooo! Alright,let's go to Applewood.
Sign Time: January 05 1999 at 04:01:16

Visitor's name: Mark Pucci
Email: mpucci@bellsouth.net
Homepage url:
You are from:
Referred by: Aunt Laura
Your Stump Size:
Your Phramus Level:
Comments: OH CHRIST, MY SIDE HURTS FROM LAUGHING, I'M GOIN TO HAVE A BEER.
Sign Time: December 08 1998 at 20:44:28

Visitor's name: Your favorite cousin Jodi
Email:
Homepage url:
You are from:
Referred by: Uncle Ange!
Your Stump Size:
Your Phramus Level:
Comments: Martin, My father is going to kill you! No wonder Claudia went back to Italy. Love, Jodi (jerk!)
Sign Time: November 03 1998 at 22:03:34

Visitor's name: Bobby "The everready Bunnie"
Email:
Homepage url:
You are from: Mars
Referred by: Aunt Laura
Your Stump Size: The Trunk
Your Phramus Level: do not have one
Comments: Did you know I was associated with the Bermuda Secret Service "BSS"?! Did you know I escaped from a condon too!?
Sign Time: October 21 1998 at 13:54:37

Visitor's name: Bobby "The everready Bunnie"
Email:
Homepage url:
You are from: Mars
Referred by: Aunt Laura
Your Stump Size: The Trunk
Your Phramus Level: do not have one
Comments: Did you know I was associated with the Bermuda Secret Service "BSS"?!
Sign Time: October 21 1998 at 13:53:43

Visitor's name: Archduke of CONNEAUT
Email:
Homepage url:
You are from: CONNEAUT
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
Your Stump Size: large enough for the Dutchess
Your Phramus Level:
Comments: Private message. Click here to read it.
Sign Time: October 14 1998 at 23:20:36

Visitor's name: saint
Email: sainttom@yahoo.com
Homepage url:
You are from:
Referred by: Aunt Laura
Your Stump Size:
Your Phramus Level:
Comments: Martin will you please take off the picture of sandi because she is furious with me. She wants it off NOW!! Thanks sainttom
Sign Time: October 14 1998 at 17:53:51

Visitor's name: Anthony St.Angelo
Email: as825994@oak.cats.ohiou.edu
Homepage url:
You are from: Ohio University
Referred by: Severino Construction
Your Stump Size: 12
Your Phramus Level: To High to Measure
Comments: Private message. Click here to read it.
Sign Time: October 14 1998 at 13:55:16

Visitor's name: Timmy Kalil
Email: kalil@ksu.edu
Homepage url: Music Club
You are from: Lebanon
Referred by: Frannie
Your Stump Size: Long
Your Phramus Level: I like your home page Martin. You have a sharp mind.
Comments: Private message. Click here to read it.
Sign Time: October 14 1998 at 13:32:33

Visitor's name: saint
Email:
Homepage url:
You are from:
Referred by: The Dock
Your Stump Size: supersize
Your Phramus Level:
Comments: where can you be with out me and my scanner and my history lessons and the crowlando how bout the dvd any info how to bring it back to life ask crowlando about miss long about perfume and hair hormones for growing hair and tits
Sign Time: October 13 1998 at 19:22:47

Visitor's name: Deb Friend
Email: daf7@siute224.net
Homepage url: Not Available
You are from: Venus
Referred by: Big John
Your Stump Size: I don't think so
Your Phramus Level: peaking
Comments: The FBI said I could find Bobby here, or there, have you seen him anywhere? or was that everywhere?
Sign Time: October 12 1998 at 20:34:31

Visitor's name: Michael Pucci esq. a.k.a. fox ivenport
Email:
Homepage url:
You are from: RIGHT UP THE BASKET...,the bucket
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
Your Stump Size: "JIM THE ANVIL" TAAAAYLOR!
Your Phramus Level: "..SPOT ME A TWENTY";"HOW 'BOUT NOW?"
Comments: Private message. Click here to read it.
Sign Time: September 15 1998 at 14:12:01

Visitor's name: Dick Diggler
Email: prostetics/r/martin-jean
Homepage url: BigDick
You are from: Bruno's Yard
Referred by: Aunt Laura
Your Stump Size: disgusting
Your Phramus Level: Almost above Stevie
Comments: Frank, he went to chair two years ago!
Sign Time: September 01 1998 at 01:16:31

Visitor's name: Brad Orlando
Email:
Homepage url: The Lanes
You are from:
Referred by: Father Sam
Your Stump Size: 8" maximum
Your Phramus Level: Not up there with Floyd
Comments: Bobby is currently under investigation by the FBI, they came to the Lanes.
Sign Time: August 18 1998 at 15:44:18

Visitor's name: mark orlando
Email: torlando@interlaced.net
Homepage url: na
You are from: harbor ave. heights
Referred by: Aunt Laura
Your Stump Size: medium
Your Phramus Level: above average
Comments: send me a password for angie's place and stop honkin' that damn horn!
Sign Time: August 05 1998 at 22:48:11

Visitor's name: Jenna Bellomo
Email:
Homepage url:
You are from:
Referred by: Uncle Ange!
Your Stump Size: BOUT' 8
Your Phramus Level:
Comments: Marty-
Sign Time: July 21 1998 at 23:34:38

Visitor's name: Raymond Anthony Kovacs
Email: raymond.kovacs@camp.org
Homepage url: none
You are from: Originally from Swedetown; currently The Harbor
Referred by: Black Willie
Your Stump Size:
Your Phramus Level:
Comments: Marty-I'va gotta talk ta Terry, you'va got too mucha time onna you hands. Famous Mark Orlando philosophical question: "Is a frog's ass watertight?"
Sign Time: July 14 1998 at 15:37:39

Visitor's name: Rick Pugliese
Email: pugliese@interlaced.net
Homepage url:
You are from: Nassief Town
Referred by: Black Willie
Your Stump Size:
Your Phramus Level:
Comments: Private message. Click here to read it.
Sign Time: July 07 1998 at 22:48:00

Visitor's name: tom saintangelo
Email: sainttom@yahoo.com
Homepage url:
You are from: ohio
Referred by: The Dock
Your Stump Size: huge
Your Phramus Level:
Comments: Private message. Click here to read it.
Sign Time: June 23 1998 at 21:14:44

Visitor's name: Jason "F*****G" Bellomo
Email:
Homepage url: Your Ass
You are from: Las Vegas, NV
Referred by: Black Willie
Your Stump Size: As big as the day is long
Your Phramus Level: 37, 38. Whatever it takes.
Comments: Private message. Click here to read it.
Sign Time: June 17 1998 at 22:59:23

Visitor's name: tom&tom st.angelo
Email: sainttom@yahoo.com
Homepage url:
You are from: ohio&north carolina
Referred by: Black Willie
Your Stump Size: 10
Your Phramus Level:
Comments: your are sick you need to see mine and your dads psyc. doctor iliked al jackin off by sainttom
Sign Time: June 10 1998 at 13:48:30

Visitor's name: Richard the "Dik"
Email: knowitall@harbor.com
Homepage url:
You are from: the harbor area
Referred by: Lazy Fred
Your Stump Size: nuttin' to brag about
Your Phramus Level: 'pretty good'
Comments: Sure I'm an Uncle, who said I'm not? Well someone told me, "He's not MY UNCLE!!!!"
Sign Time: June 06 1998 at 18:23:47

Visitor's name: Anonomous
Email: allsecret@knock'nkneesunderthetable
Homepage url: I've got Koch
You are from: fresno (nobody goes to fresno anymore)
Referred by: Drunk Doug
Your Stump Size: Gow, somewhere in Hawaii
Your Phramus Level: Better check that raquet Stephan
Comments: HEY THE MISSING EVIDENCE IN THE KELNER CASE. MY GOD HE WAS INNOCENT! -FRANK, HE WENT TO THE CHAIR TWO YEARS AGO.
Sign Time: June 04 1998 at 17:35:29

Visitor's name: Tom's Mother-in-Law
Email: kathe@ncweb
Homepage url: whaz Up?
You are from: A-town
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
Your Stump Size: Nada
Your Phramus Level: Nada again
Comments: how much we tried to send you a message last Saturday . Tom got such a kick out of your web sight -bur couldn't get his message sent to you!!! Doesn't have Billie computor savvy. Hope you get this. By the way saw all the rels. you so kindly speak of and a new purse!!
Sign Time: June 01 1998 at 23:54:46

Visitor's name: Tommy Sauce aka " the TOOL man "
Email: kathe@ncweb.com
Homepage url: wouldn't you like to know
You are from: lower asstabula
Referred by: Gary
Your Stump Size: OOOOOHHH DEEARRRR!!!!!!!
Your Phramus Level: off the charts
Comments: hey martin jean how is it hangin? you better get here quick so i can get a SCHOOP OF DAT !!!!! i 'll be there for the party with pheenie. y'all come back now y'here. later dude!
Sign Time: May 30 1998 at 22:12:47

Visitor's name: Tommy Sauce aka " the TOOL man "
Email: kathe@ncweb.com
Homepage url: wouldn't you like to know
You are from: lower asstabula
Referred by: Gary
Your Stump Size: OOOOOHHH DEEARRRR!!!!!!!
Your Phramus Level: off the charts
Comments: hey martin jean how is it hangin? you better get here quick so i can get a SCHOOP OF DAT !!!!! i 'll be there for the party with pheenie. y'all come back now y'here. later dude!
Sign Time: May 30 1998 at 22:11:40

Visitor's name: marian disalvatore
Email: mdisalvatore@webtv.net
Homepage url: yo mama
You are from: south of heaven
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
Your Stump Size: 2 medium size stumps
Your Phramus Level:
Comments: hey marty ! hope you are staying out of trouble!! sure,sure!! hey did i ever thank you for helping in computer class??!! peace love happiness mar
Sign Time: May 30 1998 at 18:48:37

Visitor's name: Ben Simon
Email: metropol@webtv.net
Homepage url: none
You are from: Lower Ashtabula
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
Your Stump Size: 38 Long
Your Phramus Level: toxic
Comments: marty... dig the tunes man!!! now i've got to check the pics... rj told me that we have to have a martini party when you get your ass back on this sde of the pond.... talk to you soon ...ben
Sign Time: May 30 1998 at 18:30:20

Visitor's name: Ted Chapekis
Email: tchapekis@aol.com
Homepage url:
You are from: Bloomfield Hills, Michigan
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
Your Stump Size:
Your Phramus Level:
Comments: Nice web site for your family. I'd like to do the same. Rich referred me. I will try to make a web page for the Chapekis'. Thanks, Rich and Sam
Sign Time: May 29 1998 at 14:16:36

Visitor's name: Mark Pucci
Email: Mpucci@kent.edu
Homepage url:
You are from:
Referred by: Severino Construction
Your Stump Size:
Your Phramus Level:
Comments: TO RACQUEL, OH PHIL. AND I SAY, WHY NOT TAKE THOSE CATS, AND SKIN THEM. MAKING THOUSANDS OF COATS FOR THE HOMELESS.
Sign Time: May 26 1998 at 15:56:58

Visitor's name: Rich Orlando
Email: DOORNOCH@AOL.com
Homepage url: Does a Wild Bear Chip in the Woods?
You are from: Muirfield Village Ohio
Referred by: Father Sam
Your Stump Size: Genoa Salami
Your Phramus Level: Very High
Comments: This year is the 10th Orlando Invitational at Beautiful Village Green Golf Club on July 11th at 4 pm. All Orlando's invited. Any St.Angelo's can be beaten one at a time at a time to be scheduled. Best Ball can be arranged against me and my Bro Tony. Bring lots of cash cuz I don't take checks or Visa
Sign Time: May 25 1998 at 21:15:36

Visitor's name: Francesca Orlando Lehman
Email: Tjlehm31@aol.com
Homepage url:
You are from: Bellville, Oh
Referred by: Father Sam
Your Stump Size:
Your Phramus Level:
Comments: Private message. Click here to read it.
Sign Time: May 25 1998 at 21:10:40

Visitor's name: ALEX DELPIERO (Jacopo Rossi)
Email: mazinga@sienanet.it
Homepage url:
You are from: Siena, Italy
Referred by: Gary
Your Stump Size: TANTIISSSIIIMOOOO!!!!!!!!
Comments: CHE GRANDE CAZZATA!!!!!!
Sign Time: May 22 1998 at 13:04:48

Visitor's name: Ron Orlando
Email: rorlando@ncta.com
Homepage url:
You are from: Springfield, VA
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
Your Stump Size: Hung like an ape!!!!
Comments: WOW!! What a sight.
Sign Time: May 20 1998 at 14:44:46

Visitor's name: Carl St.Angelo
Email: a1trav@aol.com
Homepage url: You otta be here
You are from: Swingin L.A.
Referred by: Aunt Laura
Your Stump Size: Larger than normal baby
Comments: Private message. Click here to read it.
Sign Time: May 20 1998 at 14:42:03

Visitor's name: Daveboy Saraney
Email:
Homepage url: fruit boy
You are from: My fathers sperm and mothers woom
Referred by: Aunt Laura
Your Stump Size: prosthetic or true
Comments: Private message. Click here to read it.
Sign Time: May 13 1998 at 12:20:36

Visitor's name: Manda Lee
Email: Orlando@5thfloor.nuts
Homepage url: screwed in da head
You are from: the planet gary
Referred by: Black Willie
Your Stump Size: oh- you- better- believe- it- big
Comments: i just want to say that this is about as beautiful as this bread i got in mayfield
Sign Time: May 09 1998 at 23:11:26

Visitor's name: sainttom
Email: sainttom@yahoo.com
Homepage url:
You are from: ohio
Referred by: Big John
Your Stump Size: 7
Comments: Private message. Click here to read it.
Sign Time: May 09 1998 at 20:25:43

Visitor's name: Mike Bucci
Email: boots@crowsnest.net
Homepage url: lipstick fetish page
You are from: jail
Referred by: Joe Bellomo
Your Stump Size: bigger than "BOBBY"
Comments: Can we be buddies again? I miss Mark Pucci. Don't worry about wreckin' the Celica.
Sign Time: May 08 1998 at 23:25:10

Visitor's name: Nick and Laurie Orlando
Email: lorlando@alltel.net
Homepage url:
You are from: Beautiful Downtown North Kingsville
Referred by: What the hell do I know?!!
Your Stump Size:
Comments: Private message. Click here to read it.
Sign Time: May 08 1998 at 21:37:06

Visitor's name: Angela "Pheenie" Guerini
Email: AJG@interlaced.net
Homepage url:
You are from: Martin-Jean
Referred by: Drunk Doug
Your Stump Size: DD and a ton of bricks
Comments: Happy Birthday Martin. The sites are looking just about as shady as this neighborhood. Don't forget about me telling your dad, "Ter, we smoked up a lot of weed before we came over," at Marty Party. Also, we'll be waiting in the hit room for you with a pound of the "good shit" when you get home. Chris will be there too. Critter is saved after I performed lifesaving CPR. Yah right! I won't touch that thing. See you later. -- Pheenie
Sign Time: May 08 1998 at 18:55:26

Visitor's name: Joe Orlando
Email: jorland@baan-institute.com
Homepage url:
You are from:
Referred by: Aunt Laura
Your Stump Size:
Comments: Private message. Click here to read it.
Sign Time: May 08 1998 at 07:28:26

Visitor's name: mark orlando
Email: torlando@interlaced.net
Homepage url:
You are from: harbor ave heights
Referred by: Cindy
Your Stump Size:
Comments: hey marty
Sign Time: May 07 1998 at 22:42:00

Visitor's name: Perry from the Citadel
Email: garystwin@Citadel.net
Homepage url: Ange's Illegitimate
You are from: the Citadel
Referred by: Frannie
Your Stump Size: fat like Norton
Comments: see ya at the picnic.. Gimme a scoop a dat Gary!!!!!
Sign Time: May 07 1998 at 01:09:23

Visitor's name: Dirt Dispenz
Email: mud@harborave.com
Homepage url: My White Cadillac
You are from: A-TOWN
Referred by: Black Willie
Your Stump Size: ask Frannie...
Comments: Private message. Click here to read it.
Sign Time: May 06 1998 at 22:09:02

Visitor's name: PAT
Email: green-sweatpants@cereal.net
Homepage url: P&P Refrigerator Repair
You are from: 13th Street
Referred by: I told you
Your Stump Size: Thicker than Stevie's Old Man's
Comments: You guys wanna call Michael?
Sign Time: May 06 1998 at 20:52:51

Visitor's name: Tommy Boy Simon
Email: community-service@station-side.net
Homepage url: The Cuff-ay
You are from:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In!
Your Stump Size:
Comments: You kids better be of age!
Sign Time: May 06 1998 at 20:17:37

Visitor's name: Manny Massi
Email: saladbar@ponderosa.net
Homepage url: Wide-Open-Collars
You are from: Italy
Referred by: Word of Mouth
Your Stump Size:
Comments: I can't believe how stupid they are and stuff, I mean at Ponderosa. I landed right in the shredded carrots!
Sign Time: May 06 1998 at 20:05:29