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Buddies
Reunited and it Feels So Good
After 10 years sans Skane, three old pals get drunk during their high school reunion at the K of P hall last Friday.
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Under Italia
Martini Ancora in Vacanza
Dopo due anni di divertimento, Martino, il proprietario di Down Under, ha deciso di tornare in Italia questo fine settimana. La polizia italiana in collaborazione con i caschi blu
dell'ONU rassicura che tutto andrà per il meglio. Pare che anche lo scrittore in erba Mark Pucci abbia deciso di calcare le scene europee provando la comodità dei divani italiani per un periodo di circa quattro mesi. Il duo presenzierà come ospite d'onore al Maurizio Costanzo Show nonchè a Buona Domenica. In bocca al lupo!
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Torch Passed On
Martinis Under New Management
As of this week the Martinis website will be taking on the team of Mark Pucci and the Dougster as acting editors-in-chief. Martini says the reason for the sudden shift in administration is a six-month safari that will take him to the farthest reaches of the Dry Creek, including Crap Creek, Peace Valley, and Dirt's backyard. |
East Ashtabula
Neighborhood Actually Relic of Another Time
This week Martinis goes undercover to bring viewers the historical district of East Ashtabula. Full of culture and seasoned with bullshit, the famous region is certainly no secret to older city residents. Now, for the first time anywhere in cyberspace Martinis brings SweetTown into the 21st century with a list of nicknames from the community Ange says "made this town." Found in a secret laboratory beneath a manhole on Commercial Place, the list was apparently compiled by some East Ashtabulans who fled the scene back in the late 50s. "They're missin some names from Nanny Goat Hill," said Ange, "They used to call me 'Fire-in-the-Ass' Nort because I could torch a fart like you wouldn't believe." To be sure, the little area between Harbor Avenue and Columbus Street is too rich with memories -- and bullshitters -- for many to forget. But just in case it isn't, somebody tell Balish we're bringin back the fireworks during the Procession on Harbor Avenue this year. |
TOP TEN EAST ASHTABULA
LANDMARKS
1. Star Field
2. The Clay Tennis Courts
3. The Putting Green
4. The Mail Pouch Building
5. The Dry Crick
6. Brownie's Gas Station
7. Pacific Street School
8. Snuff-Top Baseball
9. Candela's Store on the Corner
10. The St. Angelo Outdoor Oven |
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