The First Annual Ralph Parmigian Awards for
Neighborhood Excellence
The Jon Doviak Award for Rookie of the Year
Chet
The Gary Cusman Comeback of the Year Award
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This award denotes a return to the Neighborhood by an old favorite
Bryan Ankrom
Runners Up
1. Mark Pucci
The Muzzy Severino Horse's Ass Award
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This award is for excellence as a Shvote in the Neighborhood
Scott L. Spence
Runners Up
1. Angela
2. Alison
The Tom Sauce Up in Smoke Award
Mike Valentic
Runners Up
1. Anthony
2. Chet
3. The Champ
The Dave Close Underachiever of the Year Award
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This unfortunate award is dedicated to those who refused to "pull their adequate weight" Down Under
Billy
Runners Up
1. Gary
The Joe Toker Rollafritt Award
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This award is reserved for the person most ready to "roll"
Anthony
Runners Up
1. Mike Pucci
The Dirt Dispenza Award for Bullshit
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This award signifies overall achievement in exaggerated storytelling
Terry Guerriero
Runners Up
1. Stevie
2. Duggie
3. The Crow
The Fox Davenoe Back in Demand Award
RJ Valentic
The David Savarise Lifetime Achievement Award
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This award covers a lifetime filled with accomplishment and excellence throughout the Neighborhood
Duggie
Runners Up
1. Terry Guerriero
2. Stevie
The Madigool Cup MVP Award
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This award signifies best overall achievement and excellence throughout the year 2000
Mark Pucci
Runners Up
1. Martini
2. Jay Vegas
3. Anthony
The Manny Matchy Award for Best Dressed
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This award is presented for stylistic achievement and overall appearance in the Neighborhood
Jason Anthony Massucci
Runners Up
1. Dominic Anthony Massucci
The All-Parmigian Team
1.
Jay
2.
Martini
3.
Mark Pucci
4.
Mike Pucci
5.
Anthony
Sixth Man -
Mike Valentic
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